J.E.L.L.O

In case you read the last post and were wondering; the texture of pOo in my house is making a turn from pre-fridge homemade jello to a nice post fridge texture. Solid Jello is the best kind jello and I am happy it came back from it's two week long water vacation.

I may be disgusting from time to time, but if you have a young child right now I bet you "get it" and if they are grown you may need to think back about diaper textures and disruptions, then I bet I get a "Amen" instead of ewww.

But the main thing on my mind is my biting child, no not me, he bites himself on his arm. He has done this in the past but never as bad as last night, his arm was really red and he left his teeth marks. 5 little chomper spots raised up in the reddened area. He does not cry when he is doing it and well I am perplexed? Just another way this kid has made me stupid, I just cant keep up.

Maybe I can get some shirts made of this:


Any Suggestions?
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On a good note he does have a good attention span for his age, he sits through 30mins of his favorite video, Baby Signing Time, he seems to love it.

I find myself singing the “diaper dance” tune while at work most days because he watches some of it before we leave in the morning.

"Tape it to the left,
tape it to the right,
so they don't fall down,
just pull them up tight,
let's dance, dance, do the diaper dance,
let's dance, dance, you've got fancy pants
just shake it, take it, scoot it, toot it,
just dance it, prance it, jump it, bump it, dump it, Wooooooooo!"

See, my brain has become a babbling pile of mush, I am not even wearing diapers, YET, I will be ready though as I am already practicing. SIGH, thanks "Baby Signing Time"

Octomom

NO, I am not talking about that ridiculous, selfish, mentally handicapped mother that just brought 8 babes into a world of chaos.



I am talking more about myself and my need for 8 hands while changing my hyper 6.5 month old's dirty diappee. Gage has figured out how to push you away, flip around, throw his gigantic legs down, and slap your wipe toting hands as you are trying to clean bum filth.

In the past it was a big task just trying to keep my hands and the changing pad clean while cleaning the baby booty, now we are in a whole new level of difficulty. Sometimes I feel like I am in a new video game named bum nugget battles on the POo Station 360 and I am fighting the boss, all I can think of is more hands and I might win one (and imagine how easy grocery shopping would be)

TO GAGE: for the love of all things holy and clean, please oh please child, KEEP your hands away from your bottom when it is dirty and I am "cleaning it", because we both know the next step in that sequence is .... INSERT into mouth.

TO THE PAPER/ROCK/SCISSORS WIZARD: why O why do I always have to LOOSE the P/R/S battle with Jer when Gage has a stinky?????

Some darling pics of my super squirmy stinky pants...